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Post by oaklee grant on Jan 31, 2006 14:54:50 GMT -5
most of my friends already know all my jokes, i wanna hear some new ones. so ill get it started. why did raggety ann get kicked out of the toybox?  cuz she was caught sittin on pinnochios nose yellin "lie to me, lie to me!" |
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Post by oaklee grant on Jan 31, 2006 15:10:01 GMT -5
okay this ones better
this guy goes into a drug store to but condoms and the clerks like, "what size"?
and hes like "hmm well im not really sure".
so the clerk says "go to aisle 4 and talk to louree".
so he goes over there and louree grabs his crotch and yells "medium!"
and the the guy quickly pays and leaves the store.
then another guy comes in for condoms and this guy doesnt know his size either.
so he goes to louree in aisle 4, she grabs him and yells "large!"
and the guy stuts up to the counter, pays and leaves.
then a young kid goes in there and nervously asks the clerk for condoms and the clerks like "what size?'
and the kids like "well i dont know ive never really......."
"see louree in aisle 4"
he walks up and louree grabs him and yells "clean up on aisle 4!"
hahaha
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Post by ashley on Jan 31, 2006 20:45:27 GMT -5
Why do jews like to watch porn backwards?
The like to see the hooker give the money back.
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Post by jamie on Feb 7, 2006 2:07:30 GMT -5
A guy walks into his phsycologists office wearing only serane wrap underwear on. The phsycologists says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
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Post by oaklee grant on Feb 7, 2006 17:00:46 GMT -5
haha, i like it!
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Post by ninja on Feb 8, 2006 21:16:38 GMT -5
They are all good but I would have to say Jamie takes the cake with hers ;D Keep up the good work girls  |
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Post by ninja on Feb 8, 2006 21:20:46 GMT -5
Im not a wimp darnit  |
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