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Post by ninja on Feb 8, 2006 21:57:17 GMT -5
What did the Bathtub say to the Toilet Bowl? I may not get as much ass as you do, but I don''t take no shit.
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Post by oaklee grant on Feb 9, 2006 9:31:09 GMT -5
why is tiger always so dirty? because he plays with pooh and a new one from me guys!! how do you piss pooh off? stick your fingers in his honey
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Post by ninja on Feb 9, 2006 20:11:03 GMT -5
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain!" The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain too!"
The blonde leans over and licks the spot on the elevator wall, then says, "Yep, but it's nobody from this building."
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Post by ninja on Feb 11, 2006 1:31:42 GMT -5
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: ''Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''
''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''
''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''
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Post by Kale via Oaklee on Feb 11, 2006 14:41:56 GMT -5
Outside a retirement home, two old women are smoking cigarettes, when it begins to rain. In order to keep her cigarette dry, one of them pulls out a condom and puts it over her cigarette. The other woman thinks this is an ingenious idea, and walkers herself to the pharmacy. When she arrives, she asks the clerk for condoms. He is taken aback and asks, "What size will you need, ma'am?" Without flinching she replies, "Oh, I don't know, just big enough to fit a Camel."
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Post by ninja on Feb 14, 2006 23:24:39 GMT -5
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!
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Post by oaklee grant on Feb 15, 2006 2:42:08 GMT -5
man! you should be the joke ninja, cuz yer killin me from laughin so much! yeah dumb. haha. i love em all. keep it up funky munky. ha, even yer name is soo funny.
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Post by ninja on Feb 16, 2006 23:14:49 GMT -5
Knock knock Who's there? Britney Spears Britney Spears who? Knock knock Who's there? Oops I did it again hehe...Sorry I thought it was funny guys
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Post by oaklee grant on Feb 21, 2006 23:46:14 GMT -5
come on dude, okay
gaaahhh this is dumb but it has to better than that ninja munky fighter man
kay, this dude owns a goat farm and he decided to bring his wife out for once to see the herd and their looking and hes like 'okay, heres who im fucking when i dont have you' and the wife says 'earl!, that is horrible' and he says, nononono, i was talking to the goat
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